Everywhere I go I see something advertising Twilight. It has infected everything from books to posters to 'action' figures! But Stephenie Meyer I thought that someone of your dismal writing abilities would never sink this low.

Is nothing safe?! Is nothing sacred?! Must you latch your grotesque nails into this of all things?! She has crossed the line, she's in my territory now.

Twilight is being made into a graphic novel.

I'm absolutely livid. In elementary school I was made fun of for liking Dragonball, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and the like.

And now, we have Twilight entering being turned into magna! And rabid Twihards will be foaming at the mouth to get the damn thing!

Where's my Harry Potter magna?! Where's my Eragon magna?! Where's my Farsala Trilogy magna?! Those books would be kick ass when turned into magna! So why, for the love of all that is good and holy in this world, are they making a magna out of book where nothing happens?!

While this alone is by far Meyer's most atrocious offense it only gets worse, so much worse. She is overseeing this magna panel for panel because everything has to be as she imagined them. She finally got her ' perfect Edward. Robert Pattinson wasn't good enough for her and neither was Kristine Stewart. Her ' perfect' Bella is her, only younger, and skinnier. And if you think I'm exaggerating then here, take a look [link]

First you infect the world of books with your trash, then it spreads to movies. And now... now even magna is being poisoned. What's next? Is there going to be Edward underwear? Nothing is safe anymore, Twilight will find you and infect everything you love.